WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP
Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free
Right?! WTH we always get robbed! I blaim Eve’s ass for eating that fruit!
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
YES IT’S BACK
All the awards!!!!
Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:
Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.
Wait that’s normal?
Also, acidic enough to eat holes in the lining.
Yep, never knew why underwear always got holes in the same place.
Jesus, you learn something new every damn day, I tell ya…
the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.
I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.
#the literal sole purpose of a boob is wait for it#AN UDDER#IT IS LITERALLY A COW UDDER#AND PEOPLE TOUCH COW UDDERS TO GET MILK ALL THE TIME#IT AINT SEXUAL OR ELSE IT WOULD BE SEEN AS BEASTIALITY TO GET COW MILK#SO PLEASE#SHUT UP ABOUT IT BEIGN A SEXUAL ORGAN
jesse oh my god
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Remember to have a Super Breakfast!
can we talk about the fact that if you eat Cap’s cereal you can tell everone you just ate HYDRA for breakfast
But now I actually want these and I can’t have them. Thanks for nothing.
Loki Charms just to get the Glowstick of Destiny in the box.
Can these all be on shirts?