ambear

My name is Amber...I am 25. I have PCOS. After 4 years of trying, I had my baby girl Sawyer Rae on May 19th. Me and my bf Chris have been together since 08/22/2007. not sure where id be without him!

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mamas-kisses-makes-it-all-better:

jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

Right?! WTH we always get robbed! I blaim Eve’s ass for eating that fruit!

(Source: tooruoikawa, via magnificently-despondent)

do-raymi:

Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

(via parkingstrange)

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

best-of-funny:

brohammad:

pocahonturd:

parasailin-sarahpalin:

1997kids:

brilliant

IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT

YES IT’S BACK

Omfg

X

All the awards!!!!

(Source: jrelyt, via backspacekeys)

upallnightogetloki:

eclaireevans:

persian-slipper:

theteddybeardidit:

felice-mi-fa:

moonykins:

Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

Yeeeeeep

Wait that’s normal?

Also, acidic enough to eat holes in the lining.

Yep, never knew why underwear always got holes in the same place.

Jesus, you learn something new every damn day, I tell ya…

(via kaibas-enormous-ballsack)

homebeccer:

flying-prussian-pugs:

rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

jesse oh my god

(Source: the-real-f-word-feminism, via thehalfassvegetarian)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via blodyn-tatws)

ugly:

im literally tired 30 hours a day

(via parkingstrange)

the-goddamazon:

ghdos:

fanboy-phil:

ladyholmesoftardis:

chronic-ash420:

Remember to have a Super Breakfast!

LOKI CHARMS

can we talk about the fact that if you eat Cap’s cereal you can tell everone you just ate HYDRA for breakfast

But now I actually want these and I can’t have them. Thanks for nothing.

Loki Charms just to get the Glowstick of Destiny in the box.

Can these all be on shirts?

(via infantswine)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

the only acceptable use for a ouija board

(via its-effie)

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